Jan Eisner Mannon
Nude

Biography

Generous Jan Eisner Mannon isn’t skingy when it comes to showing off her lean frame and all her personal parts. (Mr. Skin does like the personal parts the best.) She proves her kindness as the randy character Lisa in the drama, horror, romance (romance? romance!) movie Piranha Part Two: The Spawning (1981). (Mr. Skin could get stuck on the face that this is a sequel, but he’s going to gloss over that for now, as there are boobs to be discussed.) Jan  spawns a generation of fans by swimming naked underwater. She surprises a dude in red nut-hugger bikini swimsuit man-panties, and promptly (and rightfully so) cuts them off with a knife. The two start caressing and kissing, Jan’s nipples and bare breasts clearly visible even under sea. They only just begin to get handsy when, oh no! Predators in the ocean stalk and attack. Turns out, they’re man-eating—and lady-eating—piranhas. Flying piranhas, to be precise, although they don’t fly as much as swim in the ocean. The flying comes later. Here’s the fun part of all this (besides Jan’s naked form); the movie was directed by James Cameron. As in, Titanic and Terminator and Rambo and Avatar James Cameron. It was his first feature film, and he even wrote part of the screenplay for it. In an interview, he allegedly claimed Piranha got better halfway through—when watched at a drive-in with a six pack of beer. Mr. Skin thinks it starts getting good about two minutes and 15 seconds in, when Jan goes skinny-dipping for sex.